Remember when nudity was allowed on here and people were doing dick rates for free? Imagine the chaos if we had polls. The first bracket posts might have been innocent, but dick tournaments would eventually dominate the league. Imagine having to remake because you could never live down the immediate defeat in the first round of a cock contest.
Also going to keep talking about the sex because the rest is still too much.
Just want to point out that when they’re having breakfast in bed, you can see next to stede that he took his rings off and set them on the windowsill by a little jar of oil. Some set decorator had to intentionally make that choice. Goodbye.
one of the beauties of vine was that six seconds was simply not enough time to even attempt to be informational. you could always be confident that even if a vine wasnt very funny, at least nobody was ever gonna try and “learn you a thing” about the most current political situation or fandom shit
god, this is what youtube with ads is like now? two ads for starting the video? two ads for skipping to the middle of a video? two ads for leaving a video paused for a while and then pressing play again? two ads for beginning the video in the middle because it remembered your place and then another two ads for navigating back to the start?
look i know that narratively izzy hit rock bottom in the first 3 eps and something had to give but its so funny that the crew showed him one (1) act of kindness and he immediately said well. my crew now. good luck getting rid of me bitches. like they gave him a unicorn leg, something he definitely would have mocked or hated in the past, and now he’s like yeah that’s right. I’m the new unicorn. what about it. i will reference the fact that i have one leg and show off my unicorn foot at every opportunity. stay mad die mad
david jenkins has made us more horny for a shirtless 57 year old man with a wooden leg in a single scene than chris hemsworth in all his shirtless ones through marvel and now i want i need MORE of this
