Cute Flying Pink Bird Obnoxiously Purple

stevenrogered:

is anyone actually surprised that they tried to cut one of the best (if not the best) and most significant scenes of the whole movie (x)

image

cornsnoot:

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

vajracchedika:

deaths-accountant:

stuckinapril:

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

☝️

marlbororeds100s:

marlbororeds100s:

i-liked-pluto:

marlbororeds100s:

marlbororeds100s:

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it’s like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

image

i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you’re a swiftie so there is no hope for you

retrotvblr:

Oh, listen, just one more thing. I know you don’t agree, but at least I’ve convinced my superiors that Jenifer Welles was murdered, was not a suicide. And they’ve officially assigned me to the case.

COLUMBO (1972)
—2.01 Étude in Black

jenpsaki:

larkandkatydid:

larkandkatydid:

Michigan Republican committee meeting today led to full on brawl where one of them kicked another one in the nuts. Truly a blessed time.

Here’s a non-paywalled version of the Detroit News* article to bring you joy this Saturday evening:

image

*support local journalism, sure, but I’m not paying for that right wing scab paper. I have standards.

image

samurairemnant:

image

i do this to u

ssundiall:

superhumans:

boo boo keys

image

image

??????????????

severalonions:

ublock-origin:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

Oh my god Wisconsin’s governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads “through the 2023-2425 school year”. He’s allowed to do this lol

image

Coastal Dems: now we can’t go too far now haha, we can’t. We’ve got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you’re mean to us

Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:

image

i love blackout poetry


It’s actually insane how much he got done with this bill. Some of these vetoes are insanely cool